Maybe we'll just get another dog instead.....

Let me preface this by saying:
We're not pregnant.
We're not trying to get pregnant.
I obviously have way too much time on my hands.
Feel free to skip over this post if hearing me talk about my potential offspring is just too weird for you.

So I stumbled upon this site via one of my readers (thanks NikkiSS08!) where one can upload pictures of themselves to see what their offspring could look like and........I was curious.

Apparently, she's going to look just like Mr. FC. Where am I? Ahh, there I am in the nose.

And if it's a boy, he'll look like a wee Irish lad. He gets the Irish part from me, isn't it obvious?

Then I clicked "mixed", thinking it would mix my Asian background with his white boy-ness. Either our genetics confused it or it's database of "mixed" is limited, because this was the result (albeit she's adorable):
This little guy could grow up to be Judd Nelson's stunt double.

But the best (or worst) by far has got to be this one. I can't tell if:
1) this is a boy or girl?
2) what is that in the right hand (drum stick? chopstick? tongue depresser?)
3) that's a receding hairline?
4) this skeeves the hell out of me?

I think the moral of the story is that we should just get another dog.